The one and only Pignome (Porcinagnoma gardensis) * stands 2 
and 1/2 feet tall from tussock to the tip of his pointy red hat, he is worshipped as a god by my smaller unmodified brethren. While he could let this go to his head, Pignome takes his day job seriously: tending the drift of Laughing Pig Flowers at Monsanto Gardens. Together with Bumble Pig, they represent an uber-race of genitically modified organisms specifically designed to bring joy to the world.
*patent pending
